I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response
We all know how a bill gets passed. There are some great bills. Beautiful bills. Unbelievable bills.
Will you pass bills, they ask me. I will pass some bills. Some of the best bills.
Hillary will never pass bills. She’s never passed any bills. I will pass them. I’ll pass so many bills it’ll be yuge. Hillary passed some of the worst bills. Worst bills ever. Unbelievable. She’s married to Bill Clinton.
How have you all forgotten “I am not Toph! I am M E L O N L O R D”
Please also consider:
- SECRET TUNNEL
- “You know my favorite thing about Appa? His sense of humor.”
- The one where Sokka is stuck in a hole the entire episode
- “I’m taking my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!!”
BUT ALSO:
-“THE MOON SPIRIT IS A GENTLE, LOVING LADY. SHE RULES THE SKY WITH COMPASSION AND…LUNAR GOODNESS”
-that one epic fight of Katara vs centuries of years of traditional misogyny
-“wHAT ARE YOU DOING??” “saving the jerk who dumped me.”
-THE ENTIRE PARODY PLAY OF THE CREATORS LITERALLY ROASTING THEMSELVES AND THEIR STORYLINE
-that one fight between Sokka and Master Piando where he liTERALLY WHIPS OUT ALL THESE GYMNASTIC PARKOUR MOVES THAT NO ONE KNEW HE HAD?? AND LOOKS BADASS EVEN THOUGH HES LOSING?
- “take a bite out of the silver sandwich”/”no, what you were saying made no sense at all”
- “it’s upside down, isn’t it”
“ You’re the only other person who can defeat the fatherlord.” “ You mean the firelord?” “ That’s what I said.”
” Hey it’s the captain speaking. Everyone please go to the loading dock for hot cakes and sweet bread. We have a very special birthday to celebrate.” “I can’t believe the captain remembered my birthday. He really does care.“
-also the moment when Zuko was imitating Iroh before he tries to join the clan.
• “mY CABBAGES” • Suki Sand sculpture • Starting a riot • “Do you know why they call me The Dragon of the West?”
I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:
On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.
On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?
well, come to think of it, we’re at the top of the food chain but we almost exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country.
raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban environment because they’re opportunistic and observant. and almost none of them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and chase them out of wherever we don’t want them to be, but other animals are territorial too. but there’s a number of situations where humans feed whoever’s bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. ‘a human got me but nothing bad happened’ is a much more frequent thing than ‘a human got me and tried to eat me’.
anyway like, we’re masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on to their kids.
